I have held back my anger. I have held back my disappointment but I can no longer take it. THE CLOCK IN WINDSWARD IS 7 MINUTES LATE! How am I supposed to do anything with a faulty clock.
Amazon you need to delete the LAZY NPC that keeps ringing it late. It’s inexcusable!
I am unsure if it is late in any of the other towns but I have just noticed it here as I spend a lot of time crafting and my house is in Windsward.
The Windsward Bell Ringer is a lousy drunk. I suggest we petition the town Mayor to have him fired and ostracized Immediately! His behavior is Unacceptable!
There are no NPCs in the town that can take care of the clock. Besides actual players it’s a ghost town.
Way to go, [insert title here] buzzkill. No invites to parties for you! lol
I have scheduled a meeting with the Mayor and will discuss his poor lack of hiring skills. We shall get this mess sorted soon enough!
Literally unplayable
But what if everything else is regulated around the timing of the ringing of the bells? What if a more punctual bell ringer would in fact cause everything else to suddenly be late because it happened when the bells used to ring instead of the correct time?
Hmm you might be right. If that is the case… Are we stuck in a never ending torment of late bell ringing?!
I mean, if that is the case, are the bells late or are we just early?
How profound! Maybe Windsward is in fact on time and we as a human race have slowly slipped in our time keeping that in fact WE are the ones who are late 
These are mysteries we may never solve…
I think Bezos knows too much!
Time is a human construct anyway. It’s based on a series of events detected within the observable universe.
BREAKING NEWS
Guy snaps through an apparently long held frustration in windsward. Bell toll mans body found in the local reservoir.
Are you saying that Windsward is at the center of the universe? Thats what I am reading right now?
Oh Damn. Who did it cmon fess up!
I heard it was the inn keeper.
I dunno but I would take a close look at that shady scotsman!
it’s a shame you can’t add polls to this to see who people think killed him!
If you ask me I think it was Miss Scarlett.