Please stop killing mages like they’re rabbit’s during that one event where we killed millions of rabbits. Mages are disappearing from Aeternum. Each day goes by, we find fire staffs abandoned in the woods inside those little poop 
sacks we drop everywhere. It’s already hard enough being a walking target dummy to practice your fast, smooth weapon attacks on that don’t cost anything and have jumbo popcorn size hit boxes. Please stop laughing at me when my fireballs fly under your arms and through your legs and under your chin as your turn and move around like a dancing woodland fairy.
Also, when I hit you with Incinerate, will you at least pretend to be knocked back before you hammer me so hard my pixels are forced under the map. Further, it’s not funny at all when the other teams stops fighting and starts dancing in my Meteor Shower like they’re at Burning Man having the experience of a lifetime. It’s just a matter of time now before the gun enthusiasts who created magical melee weapons that only require 1 hand to swing and open black holes or send shockwaves through the ground for long distances, delete us all together. It makes total sense that melee weapons should have more ranged power than caster ranged weapons 
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If you at AGS are going to delete an entire group of people, all we ask is you dress in your finest store purchased items we all love so much 
, polish your muskets that kill 35+ people each every OPR , focus your 3x scope over our soon to be deleted pixels still grasping our extinquished flaming sticks you all called a weapon for the last year , and give us a proper send off by shooting us repeatedly in the head from 150M away while yelling at our soul as it makes it’s final release from Aeternum “Get gud newb” 
@Luxendra @Aenwyn @anyone at AGS who handles character funerals.
