I got dumped by the girl of my dreams because I play New World 😔

Yeah…well… its never for the reason they provide. you’ll learn.

Congratulations :partying_face:

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Lefty bc she left hin.

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It’s only a tragic loss if she was a talented skin flute player.

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Yes :pensive:

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New World is Farm Ville with implemented combat that nobody uses. I guess she made the right choice.

I told my boss today that im a New World player - he said " Congratulations :partying_face: " and fired me :frowning:

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She has a lot in common with AGS’ QA: neither exist.

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its clear that you werent the only one accepting “low quality”

Congratulations! :partying_face:

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Well, the flag in your hands, and the banner in your ass !! Now your granny will be shocked, another pimply prepubescent teenager!

@Striffy I love your work :kissing_smiling_eyes::ok_hand:

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Ngl man… if she is gamer. She would never say such a thing.

Either this is a troll post, if not i’m sorry but move on.
She is obviously not worth your time.

Congratulations :partying_face:

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gr8 b8 m8.

You dumped by your gf. I am about to be dumped by my wife… She is very on edge…

dont blame a video game for your personal inadequacies, woman dont break up with u over a game, you were probably being a shit and u just feel sorry for yourself now. putting the blame on playing a game instead of all the shit YOU did wrong.

Skin flute!

Wow! There’s an S for my A-Z profanasuarus of genitalia.

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My wife’s boyfriend told me he is cutting my weekly allowance in half for playing this game

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