*** What is your character name in New World:** Stabaholic
*** What server/world did you experience your issue on:** All servers in all regions!
*** Describe the issue you are experiencing:** I would like to formally report the entire New World dev team! Yes, all of them! Not one of them is innocent. You see, before Brimstone Sands launched I was productive. I had a life! But ever since they made this game too awesome I find myself not raking my leaves, getting my dishes washed and my dog peeing on the floor because I’m too focused on gameplay! This egregious violation of my productivity must not go unanswered. I demand they all get written up for this! Something permanent in their file. Certainly this should follow them for the rest of their career in the gaming industry.
In the future I request that you make the game suck more. These devs are effecting entire populations (and future generations) by making this game too good. People are not leaving their houses and growing beards that are filled with Hot Pocket crumbles. I demand action! Please forward this to the head honchos over at Amazon so we ensure that this never happens again!
*** (if a bug) How did the issue affect your gameplay:** It’s a never ending problem!
*** (if a bug) Were you able to recover from the issue:** Nope!
*** (if a bug) Please include a screenshot or video of the issue that you have experienced:**
*** What are the steps to reproduce the issue as you experienced:** Download New World and create a character.
*** When did this happen?** October 18th, 2022