Q: What do you tree angry earths?
A: A treesum
Q: What do you call an angry earth that melee attacks?
A: A combat log
On killing the angry earth, you could say he “fell over”
On an angry earth running from you, you could say “he made like a tree and leaf”
Q: Why are ancients always so slow to build temples in aeterum?
A: They are always working on skeleton crews
Q: Why are ancients always trying to fight you?
A: They always have a bone to pick
Q: Why are ancients so hard to anger?
A: You can’t get under their skin
Your mamma is so fat…
A corrupted mage tried to levitate her and got an “immune” message