This is the greatest and best anti-wipe thread in the world…
Tribute.
Just the other day I was scrolling the forums, hoping to find something positive, constructive or just worth reading.
All of a sudden,
There shined a shiny Troll post, demanding another full game wipe.
And it said!
I just posted the best wipe post in the world, agree with me or I’ll eat your souls…
Well I looked at his account creation date
3 days
And I said,
No!
So then I wrote the first thing that came to my head
Just so happened to be
The best post in the forums,
It was the best post in forums.
Look into my eyes and it’s easy to see
One and one makes two, two and one makes three, another dupe bug it seems.
But I’ll still play and their accounts and items will go away as the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow.
Needless to say,
The Troll was stunned.
Whip-crack went his boney fingers,
And the beast was done.
He asked us,
Be you angels?
And we said nay,
We are but men,
Rock!
Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo!
This is not the greatest anti-wipe post on the forums, no.
This is just a tribute!
Couldn’t remember the greatest post on the forums, yeah - no!
This is a tribute!
To the greatest post on the forums,
Alright!
It was the greatest post on the forums,
Alright!
This is the greatest motherfin’ post, the greatest post on the forums!
And the peculiar thing is this my friends,
The post I wrote on that fateful night,
It didn’t actually look anything like this post!
This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me,
And I wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ah, oh!
Good God,
Gotta love him,
I’m so surprised to find ya can’t stop him!
Alright!
Alright!
