Grats on your wedding. May you live in happiness and joy for the rest of your life together
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If your wedding day can be ruined by a game patch then someone does not have their priorities straight. 
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Better yet, don’t read any forum posts, game posts or even social media until after your honeymoon.
First, congrats on your wedding.
Second, I cannot help myself, is your future wife called AppleDotCom? Kidding!
Congrats again.
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And what happened to in game wedding?..oh shit, no marriage system yet
Well… someday
Anyway, the best with your wedding and congrats!.
You can’t be serious.
I feel bad for your wife.
That you’re even thinking of a video game on your wedding day is insane.
that joke went right over your head you complete maroon
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Maroon? Like the color?
Maybe you meant moron?
Classic.
If the joke went over my head, it definitely wasn’t funny.
Try harder
Nah, i meant maroon.
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Jokes aside. “To my lovely wife…if you reading this” implies she plays the game as well, and even possible as infatuated with it as him if she may be on this forum.
You really shouldn’t assume into people’s relationships.
And studingo meant maroon, it’s a PG way of calling you an idiot.
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If she’s marrying him then she likely knows him well enough to know he’ll think of patch notes on his wedding day. Don’t feel sorry for anyone, they’re happy regardless of what you feel.
This is a very good last-minute test… if she doesn’t understand Patch Day, RUN AWAY!
Oh okay. Lol
Congratulations. Coincidentally it’ll also be my wedding day tomorrow. Best of luck to the both of us!
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Your “day”? Your LIFE is about to be ruined, RUNNNN DON’T DO IT
just kidding. congrats bro.
but ffs, leave your laptop at home for one day lol
Sorry but if gaming is more of a priority than your wedding, that’s pathetic on your part.
You’re more than likely going to have a very unhappy marriage if she is not the most important person or thing in your life especially if you’re not showing her that.
If she’s reading this she might want to rethink marriage to you because your lifes priorities are messed up.
Hopefully it’s was all written in fun and you were not serious.
Have an amazing wedding day man!! Don’t even dare to think about New World! 
OMG man! It was a joke… the OP doesn’t really mean it. 
These forums have you wound up too tight. You need to loosen up. 
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The fact you couldn’t see the obvious joke is beyond me.
Dude set up steamlink and stream it to your phone. Lol