Jokes aside. “To my lovely wife…if you reading this” implies she plays the game as well, and even possible as infatuated with it as him if she may be on this forum.
You really shouldn’t assume into people’s relationships.
And studingo meant maroon, it’s a PG way of calling you an idiot.
If she’s marrying him then she likely knows him well enough to know he’ll think of patch notes on his wedding day. Don’t feel sorry for anyone, they’re happy regardless of what you feel.
This is a very good last-minute test… if she doesn’t understand Patch Day, RUN AWAY!
Oh okay. Lol
Congratulations. Coincidentally it’ll also be my wedding day tomorrow. Best of luck to the both of us!
Your “day”? Your LIFE is about to be ruined, RUNNNN DON’T DO IT
just kidding. congrats bro.
but ffs, leave your laptop at home for one day lol
Sorry but if gaming is more of a priority than your wedding, that’s pathetic on your part.
You’re more than likely going to have a very unhappy marriage if she is not the most important person or thing in your life especially if you’re not showing her that.
If she’s reading this she might want to rethink marriage to you because your lifes priorities are messed up.
Hopefully it’s was all written in fun and you were not serious.
Have an amazing wedding day man!! Don’t even dare to think about New World! 
OMG man! It was a joke… the OP doesn’t really mean it. 
These forums have you wound up too tight. You need to loosen up. 
The fact you couldn’t see the obvious joke is beyond me.
Dude set up steamlink and stream it to your phone. Lol
Yo, you need someone to talk to? I’m here for you bro.
If there is a patch, it wont fix anything of importance like Outpost Rush. So, go enjoy your wife you wont miss anything but an enraged forum.
Nah weddings aren’t that bad.
SO this is why there is no patch today 
Congratulations on your wedding!!! and don’t worry, this wonderful game will be here after your wedding party. Anyhow, if you doesn’t take your laptop to your honeymoon you’ll loose lots of news so keep it charged!
Limpaski is too young to know Bugs Bunny.
Congratulations!
And also: Surprise! There is no patch, lul. xD
About to say the same thing. Hope your day isn’t runined by finding out amazon haven’t planned to fixed anything.
Congrats! I guess if your wife saw the post your wedding could be postponed !
Enjoy the day!